Mad about Troy
Every temptation is an opportunity to do good.
TROY!!!TROY!!! TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!! TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!! TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!! TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!! TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!! TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!! TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!! TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!!
TROY!!!TROY!!! TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!! TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!! TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!! TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!! TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!! TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!! TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!! TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!! TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!! TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!! TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!!
TROY!!! TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!! TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!!
Finally got my hands on the Troy VCD :) Yahoo~ Got my own copy...yeeha~
Yarsh!
I believe i have lost it.
Don blame me.
It’s all Eminems's fault.
He was the one who told me to 'lose it'...ah ah ah ah ah...just lose it ah ah ah ah ah....ladida~
TROY!!! TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!! TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!! TROY!!! TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!! TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!!
TROY!!! TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!! TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!! TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!! TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!! TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!! TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!! TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!! TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!! TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!! TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!! TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!! TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!! TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!! TROY!!!
TROY!!! TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!! TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!! TROY!!! TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!! TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!!
So check out this website: http://www.livejournal.com/users/cleolinda/99710.html
It’s got summaries of Troy and other movies. Takes jabs at the story lines and the actors themselves. Had me in stitches the first time i stumbled across the page. Totally wicked humour. *Does the Dr Evil pinky-finger-to-lips thing...eeeevvviiillll......* Hahaha... ^-^
I need to get out more. 'Out' as in going out. Tik-tor. I need to go out and have fun. Currently, the only places i go are: SIM, church and Paya Lebar Kovan CC... I need to get back my life! It has been ages since i have been anywhere near orchard! *starts pulling out hair* Somebody saaaavvveee me~
Ran into Bernard(the bookworm) on the 80 bus today...during that time it was raining cats and dogs...shesh~ i landed up going home with my jeans all wet. Also ran into Gina Cai at NTUC after badminton...her hair very the curly now...haha
Heya Tirene!
How did u find this place? Jia you arh...study hard hard get good good grades k? :)
JY:
I like to type...it keeps me in touch with my writing skills...gonna need them for the exams lah~ Haha...as for how long i usually take to write...it all depends on when i update...recently i have taken to updateing my blog on an almost daily basis...do the math from there?
Does Gwen have a blog site?
How was 2046? Can tell me more abt it? I donno if i am going to have time to catch it so i guess u might as well just tell me the whole storyline...
For real? Neo and Gan? Don bruff lah~ Who is yr informant? How this person know one? Realiable anot? I tot he would end up with May Koh instead...*bleah*...ok... u know i am joking right? But seriously...for real?!?!
Adelyn adelyn... so long never update one...*tsk-tsk* hahaha...
Hey Peeps,
i know you guys prefer to type on the tag-board. I do too.
However, the stuff does get erased after a certin number of tags... i kinda want to hold onto the msgs you guys write...the sentimental sap in me...so if possible can you post comments instead? More words can be written there too :) Can?
Let me know what u think...
Now for some funny stuff...
Martial Arts Alternative Dictionary
Disclaimer:
If you expected to learn something here, leave now. The Martial Arts Dictionary exists in various forms all over the web from martial arts newsgroups; yes you guessed, another page that I have 'aquired' and edited from the internet.
Actually its all my own work, please send your credit card details now and email this to twenty three of your closest friends, or the great cosmic goat will come and eat your duvet.
Aikido: A martial art which allows you to defeat your enemy without hurting him. Unless of course he does not know how to properly throw himself to the ground in which case he has his wrist broken in about 20 places. Also known a 'origami with people.'
Arnis: "Harness of the hand." A Filpino martial art, also known as eskrima and kali, centering around stick, blade and empty hand combat. Mispronanciation of the art guarantees a quick taste.
Back Kick: A kick where you turn your back on your oppenent, then kick them without looking.
Balisong: A Filipino martial art based around complex methods of opening small, very sharp, folding knives and then cutting your fingers off.
Bo: A long stick, similar to the english long staff but spelt differently
Bokken: A stick that looks like a sword.
Buddhism: A religious doctrine and a marketing tool to populate asia with statues of short fat bald men.
Chi: A biophysical energy generated through breathing techniques; which in defying the laws of physics, and the basic scientific common sense, allows the user to develop super human strength.
Dan: A term used in the Japanese martial arts for anyone who has achieved the rank of at least first-degree black belt.
Darn: The sound uttered when the wearer of a Dan realizes that his instructor will now him hit harder and more frequently.
Damn: The sound uttered by the black belt's partner- it's his turn now!
Dojo: "The place of the way." A training hall or gymnasium. Very similar to a B & D parlor but without the mistress.
Front Kick: A kick to the front, at last (see Back kick and Side kick).
Hakama: A skirt sometimes worn in the Martial Arts but we don't really like to talk about it.
Iaido: "Way of the sword." The modern art of drawing the samurai sword from its scabbard. A rather interesting art developed around the principle of "look how big mine is".
Judo: "Gentle way." A Japanese art where grown men roll around cuddling each other without apparently doing any damage. These men are often closet Hakama wearers.
Jujitsu: A lot like judo except that these boys like to inflict slightly more damage. Tend to get very angry when accused of being Hakama wearers and often are heard saying "You gotta a big mouth"
Karate: "Empty hand" or "China hand." The primary purpose of this art is the destruction of wood and other natural products. Most Karate styles have a placing on Greenpeace's most wanted list. This art will be outlawed by most countries by the turn of the century. Karate people enjoy pain, this is shown by their habit of fighting with their fists on their hips.
Kata: A series of prearranged maneuvers practiced in many of the Oriental martial arts in order to avoid free sparring or anything else that may involve pain.
Katana: A sharp metal stick that is increadably expensive to buy.
Kendo: A strange and unusual past-time involving hitting each other with sticks and making in-human sounds. Could be a cult ?
Ki - up: A loud shout design to startle your oppenent and help the sale of sore throat sweets.
Kuk Sool Won: A combination of Kata, Karate, Tae Kwon Do, Zen, Jujitsu and Master definitions but of course the tapes for Kuk Sool Won are much more expensive.
Kung fu: A generic term for a majority of the Chinese martial arts. Many of these arts involve the emulation of animals. Many students of Pray Mantis spend years attempting to obtain the other four legs while students of Monkey Kung-fu tend to find themselves being carted off by men in white lab coats.
Master: A title bestowed on a martial artist who has attained advanced rank after long years of study or has started his own style after achieving kyu grades in at least 4 arts, or has completed the "Become a Master by Video" course available for only 19.95 per month.
Naginata: A stick with a sharp bit on the end.
Ninja: A rather confused individual who likes sneaking around at night in his pajamas.
Ninjutsu: The art of being confused and sneaking around in your pajamas
Nunchaku: Two sticks linked together with a chain.
Side Kick: Actually at kick to the front. No sense of direction some people.
Sparring: Bashing each other senseless in the hope that nobody realizes that you don't know any kata or techniques.
Tea Kwon do: The art of making a nice cuppa, normally with Earl Gray, as practiced by Captain Picard.
Taekwondo: An unusual martial art that relies on its followers to have the flexibility of a professional ballet dancer.
Tai chi chuan: Another unusual art that promises ultimate power from moving very slowly for many years. The drawback being that by the time you develop the ultimate power you are close to death anyway.
Tatami: "Straw mat." A mat usually measuring three by six feet and three inches thick (with bound straw inside.) Original purpose to prevent blood stains on the wooden floor.
Three sectional staff: Three sticks linked together with a chain.
Zen: The discipline of enlightenment related to the Buddhist doctrine that emphasizes meditation, discipline, and the direct transmission of teachings from master to student. Mostly taught by rather old and confused monks who have had one too many rocks fall on their heads during waterfall meditation. Works best when sitting in a cave facing a wall for 10 years or so.
Have a great week ahead my dears:)
*Great big hugz*
Cheerz ^-^
TROY!!!TROY!!! TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!! TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!! TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!! TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!! TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!! TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!! TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!! TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!!
TROY!!!TROY!!! TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!! TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!! TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!! TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!! TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!! TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!! TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!! TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!! TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!! TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!! TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!!
TROY!!! TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!! TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!!
Finally got my hands on the Troy VCD :) Yahoo~ Got my own copy...yeeha~
Yarsh!
I believe i have lost it.
Don blame me.
It’s all Eminems's fault.
He was the one who told me to 'lose it'...ah ah ah ah ah...just lose it ah ah ah ah ah....ladida~
TROY!!! TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!! TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!! TROY!!! TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!! TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!!
TROY!!! TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!! TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!! TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!! TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!! TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!! TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!! TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!! TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!! TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!! TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!! TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!! TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!! TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!! TROY!!!
TROY!!! TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!! TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!! TROY!!! TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!! TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!!TROY!!!
So check out this website: http://www.livejournal.com/users/cleolinda/99710.html
It’s got summaries of Troy and other movies. Takes jabs at the story lines and the actors themselves. Had me in stitches the first time i stumbled across the page. Totally wicked humour. *Does the Dr Evil pinky-finger-to-lips thing...eeeevvviiillll......* Hahaha... ^-^
I need to get out more. 'Out' as in going out. Tik-tor. I need to go out and have fun. Currently, the only places i go are: SIM, church and Paya Lebar Kovan CC... I need to get back my life! It has been ages since i have been anywhere near orchard! *starts pulling out hair* Somebody saaaavvveee me~
Ran into Bernard(the bookworm) on the 80 bus today...during that time it was raining cats and dogs...shesh~ i landed up going home with my jeans all wet. Also ran into Gina Cai at NTUC after badminton...her hair very the curly now...haha
Heya Tirene!
How did u find this place? Jia you arh...study hard hard get good good grades k? :)
JY:
I like to type...it keeps me in touch with my writing skills...gonna need them for the exams lah~ Haha...as for how long i usually take to write...it all depends on when i update...recently i have taken to updateing my blog on an almost daily basis...do the math from there?
Does Gwen have a blog site?
How was 2046? Can tell me more abt it? I donno if i am going to have time to catch it so i guess u might as well just tell me the whole storyline...
For real? Neo and Gan? Don bruff lah~ Who is yr informant? How this person know one? Realiable anot? I tot he would end up with May Koh instead...*bleah*...ok... u know i am joking right? But seriously...for real?!?!
Adelyn adelyn... so long never update one...*tsk-tsk* hahaha...
Hey Peeps,
i know you guys prefer to type on the tag-board. I do too.
However, the stuff does get erased after a certin number of tags... i kinda want to hold onto the msgs you guys write...the sentimental sap in me...so if possible can you post comments instead? More words can be written there too :) Can?
Let me know what u think...
Now for some funny stuff...
Martial Arts Alternative Dictionary
Disclaimer:
If you expected to learn something here, leave now. The Martial Arts Dictionary exists in various forms all over the web from martial arts newsgroups; yes you guessed, another page that I have 'aquired' and edited from the internet.
Actually its all my own work, please send your credit card details now and email this to twenty three of your closest friends, or the great cosmic goat will come and eat your duvet.
Aikido: A martial art which allows you to defeat your enemy without hurting him. Unless of course he does not know how to properly throw himself to the ground in which case he has his wrist broken in about 20 places. Also known a 'origami with people.'
Arnis: "Harness of the hand." A Filpino martial art, also known as eskrima and kali, centering around stick, blade and empty hand combat. Mispronanciation of the art guarantees a quick taste.
Back Kick: A kick where you turn your back on your oppenent, then kick them without looking.
Balisong: A Filipino martial art based around complex methods of opening small, very sharp, folding knives and then cutting your fingers off.
Bo: A long stick, similar to the english long staff but spelt differently
Bokken: A stick that looks like a sword.
Buddhism: A religious doctrine and a marketing tool to populate asia with statues of short fat bald men.
Chi: A biophysical energy generated through breathing techniques; which in defying the laws of physics, and the basic scientific common sense, allows the user to develop super human strength.
Dan: A term used in the Japanese martial arts for anyone who has achieved the rank of at least first-degree black belt.
Darn: The sound uttered when the wearer of a Dan realizes that his instructor will now him hit harder and more frequently.
Damn: The sound uttered by the black belt's partner- it's his turn now!
Dojo: "The place of the way." A training hall or gymnasium. Very similar to a B & D parlor but without the mistress.
Front Kick: A kick to the front, at last (see Back kick and Side kick).
Hakama: A skirt sometimes worn in the Martial Arts but we don't really like to talk about it.
Iaido: "Way of the sword." The modern art of drawing the samurai sword from its scabbard. A rather interesting art developed around the principle of "look how big mine is".
Judo: "Gentle way." A Japanese art where grown men roll around cuddling each other without apparently doing any damage. These men are often closet Hakama wearers.
Jujitsu: A lot like judo except that these boys like to inflict slightly more damage. Tend to get very angry when accused of being Hakama wearers and often are heard saying "You gotta a big mouth"
Karate: "Empty hand" or "China hand." The primary purpose of this art is the destruction of wood and other natural products. Most Karate styles have a placing on Greenpeace's most wanted list. This art will be outlawed by most countries by the turn of the century. Karate people enjoy pain, this is shown by their habit of fighting with their fists on their hips.
Kata: A series of prearranged maneuvers practiced in many of the Oriental martial arts in order to avoid free sparring or anything else that may involve pain.
Katana: A sharp metal stick that is increadably expensive to buy.
Kendo: A strange and unusual past-time involving hitting each other with sticks and making in-human sounds. Could be a cult ?
Ki - up: A loud shout design to startle your oppenent and help the sale of sore throat sweets.
Kuk Sool Won: A combination of Kata, Karate, Tae Kwon Do, Zen, Jujitsu and Master definitions but of course the tapes for Kuk Sool Won are much more expensive.
Kung fu: A generic term for a majority of the Chinese martial arts. Many of these arts involve the emulation of animals. Many students of Pray Mantis spend years attempting to obtain the other four legs while students of Monkey Kung-fu tend to find themselves being carted off by men in white lab coats.
Master: A title bestowed on a martial artist who has attained advanced rank after long years of study or has started his own style after achieving kyu grades in at least 4 arts, or has completed the "Become a Master by Video" course available for only 19.95 per month.
Naginata: A stick with a sharp bit on the end.
Ninja: A rather confused individual who likes sneaking around at night in his pajamas.
Ninjutsu: The art of being confused and sneaking around in your pajamas
Nunchaku: Two sticks linked together with a chain.
Side Kick: Actually at kick to the front. No sense of direction some people.
Sparring: Bashing each other senseless in the hope that nobody realizes that you don't know any kata or techniques.
Tea Kwon do: The art of making a nice cuppa, normally with Earl Gray, as practiced by Captain Picard.
Taekwondo: An unusual martial art that relies on its followers to have the flexibility of a professional ballet dancer.
Tai chi chuan: Another unusual art that promises ultimate power from moving very slowly for many years. The drawback being that by the time you develop the ultimate power you are close to death anyway.
Tatami: "Straw mat." A mat usually measuring three by six feet and three inches thick (with bound straw inside.) Original purpose to prevent blood stains on the wooden floor.
Three sectional staff: Three sticks linked together with a chain.
Zen: The discipline of enlightenment related to the Buddhist doctrine that emphasizes meditation, discipline, and the direct transmission of teachings from master to student. Mostly taught by rather old and confused monks who have had one too many rocks fall on their heads during waterfall meditation. Works best when sitting in a cave facing a wall for 10 years or so.
Have a great week ahead my dears:)
*Great big hugz*
Cheerz ^-^
1 Comments:
Sharon!!! Your postings are all so long... Haha... hey, one day, come down to my second home to visit me leh.. Heh... haiz... better go investigate to see if JY's news is real. Haha. Okie. See ya. Enjoy your monotonous life. Mine's equally boring. Work hard! =)
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